Elizabeth - "I don't need a heart. I've got a perfectly functional brain."
Kyra - "Expect the same amount of pity from me as I give to a chocolate bunny when I chomp its head off."
Janelle - "I may be fat, ugly, and stupid but at least I have all my hair."
Sarah - "You are the only reason for your state of being - wake up and take responsibility for your actions - or stop complaining!"
Leah - "I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win" Fiona Apple"
Cat - "If you ask me to show you my tits one more time, I will shove my boot so far up your ass you will have to get it surgically removed."
Nura - "If you just lived your life to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at anytime, and would accomplish nothing."
Lyn - "Brains are the wings that take you above the ordinary."
Stephanie - "When they were handing out clues, you thought they said "blues" and told them no thanks, you were sad enough already."
Tammy - "Your pathetic little attempt at an opinion has been noted, and will be discarded with everyone else's at my earliest convenience. Now go away before I slap the stupidity out of you."
Lyndsay - "Good intentions are like toilet paper, you go in trying to clean things up and end up covered in crap."
Catherine - "Look, you've fucked up your own life because you were either too ignorant or lazy to do something about it, so why in the HELL do you think that whining to me will make it all better? Do I LOOK like a fucking Fairy godmother who can just wield a wand and magically make it all better?"
Jo - "Of course I'll listen to reason. Just give me a good one for a change."
Sarah - "BITCH is a compliment, it doesn't hurt me, so stop using it as an insult."
Nikki - "Newsflash for Mr. HyperInflated Ego, your dick will never be in me because you don't have one."
Sara - "I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid, to let my talent shine. - Ani DiFranco"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
