Rebecca - "I'm a bitterly sarcastic cynic. You're safer playing "hide and go fuck yourself" than talking to me."
Sheela - "I'm full of myself? Who the hell else am I supposed to be full of?"
Sara - "I might as well be dead. But I could kill you instead."
Marie - "So you've accidentally re-formatted your hard-drive again? I'm sorry, but according to company policy you are now officially "too stupid to be given a PC" - here is your typewriter."
Dale-ann - "Simply Put: Say it loud and proud...I'M A BITCH!"
Denise - "Unfortunately the loudest women are the stupidest, and worst examples of womanhood for our children"
Jackie - "YOU are the one who controls your reactions, SO ACT LIKE AN INTELLIGENT ADULT!"
Ashley - "Computer? No, I'm typing this on a goddamn waffle iron, morons."
Jolynne - "I'm not a bitch because I'm a feminist, I'm a bitch because I have a brain!"
Selina - "I'm not little, I'm not a lady, and if I required help I would ask someone competent. I am NEVER too feminine to be competent, and neither are you."
E.k. - "Show you my tits?! Isn't my middle finger enough?"
Talia - "Am I the only one who doesn't find misogyny sexy?"
Gail - "I choose not to deal with this right now, get back to me in about a month."
Nina - "If you don't wanna die, leave me alone."
Alice - "I also have this aversion to talking with idiots and fools of either Sex."
Jillian - "Stupidity is the one thing that transcends all boundaries."
Barbara - "I have more balls than most men I know."
Jennifer - "Don't go through life calmly and quietly, bitch as much as possible."
Lisa - "If I throw a stick, will you go away?"
Julie - "In America, bigger is better. So why can't men understand that it's what goes on in their big heads, not their little ones, that interests me?"
Brenda - "Shit or get off the pot."
ÞóRa - "A man's ego is all based on a thing which goes up and down, up and down. A woman's ego is based on her mind, which goes everywhere!"
Guernica - "Let me take you to the bank so you can cash your reality check."
Charli - "All men are bastards; some just work at it harder than others."
Courtney - "When you open your mind and hands and heart to the knowing of a thing, there is no room in you for fear. -Patricia McKillip, _The_Riddlemaster_of_Hed_"
Kali - "Sitting in the boardroom (the I'm so bored room) listening to the suits talk about their world. They can make straight lines out of almost anything, except for the line on my upper lip when it curls. -Ani DiFranco"
Amy - "If you can't be good, be good at it."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
