Jen - "Some women wear high heels to make themselves taller. Some women want to seem sexier. Did you ever see "Single White Female"? Now you know my reason."
Antonella - "Strength does not discriminate."
Danielle - "If you don't like your life the way it is, change it."
Shanon - "Have you always been an asshole, or is this a recent development?"
Lyssarian - "If everyone like you in the world died today, all it would mean to me is that there'd be a shorter line at the ATM machine, tomorrow."
Karen - "Telling the world to "fuck off", that I can take care of myself"
Mythago - "Yes, I am a mother. But I am not YOUR mother. Get a grip."
Susan - "Don't talk to me until you respect me."
Lindsey - "Yes, I live alone with two cats, my house is a veritable wealth of pussy and you are not getting any!"
Fiona - "I jumped to conclusions? Then you make it too easy."
Dianna - "One who say it can't be done should stay out of the way of one doing it."
Mollie - "I've got a 45 and a shovel so whatever you're about to say better have some sort of significant value to me."
Lisa - "I make my own way in life. I don't expect anyone else to pave a road for me."
Erin - "I don't hate men, I don't hate women, I hate self-depreciating idiots!"
Wallis - "He just made the cut...between human and ape."
Meghan - ""Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." - John Lehman (US secretary of the Navy)"
Susan - "Baby, I was born to *have* a maid, not be one."
Kelly - "If you have to start a conversation with asking me "a/s/l", you're a sad fuck with an empty jar of Vaseline and a slimy zip-lock bag wedged between your mattresses."
Cora - "Be a verb. Don't talk about it, do it!"
Alison - "Real women sweat, so step aside."
Sandy - "Tolerance level zero...making excuses for others minus zero"
Leah - "People Suck"
Joy - "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic."
Ennazus - "All misery is self-imposed."
Kathy - "Mom: "I want a grandson and a son-in-law!"
Me: "In what order?""
Trish - "I am who I am. If you like it, fine, and if you don't it's not my problem."
Tamara - "If you can't hold your own, *I'm* not going to hold it either."
Nikki - "I find that a simple "FUCK OFF" is sufficient repellent for any asshole that irritates me."
Lex - "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
Birgit - "By my guest, but don't expect me to fall on my knees for everything you say."
Renny - "Don't hate me because I'm a bitch, be grateful I opened your damn eyes."
Bubbles - "Why don't you slip into something nice...like unconsciousness."
Sage - "Honey, if that's the best you can do, why did you WASTE MY TIME?"
Sharon - "Do not fuck with me because I fuck back."
Eliza - "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude."
Sara - "I'm intelligent, enjoy the outdoors, attractive, and female, if this scares you then you really need to go find a life with real women in it!"
Nicole - "You have two choices: be yourself or be a puppet - and I'm too old for toys."
Emily - "The next person to roll her/his eyes at my unshaven legs is going to find out the hard way that I use that "leg-shaving" time to build up leg muscles, instead."
Cindy - "A man might have the advantage the first time, but there's no excuse any woman should take his shit the second time...wise up!"
Helena - "Have you ever tried using your other brain cell?"
Sharon - "Do I look like a bellhop? NO? Then why are you dumping your baggage on me?"
Sara - "I believe stupidity should be painful."
Tammie - "It's not my fault your life sucks. You wanna hear MY problems?"
Amanda - "Thank you. Now please put yourself out of my misery."
Sarah - "Libertine pompouses had better not respond."
Kimberly - "Please don't ask me who will take care of me if I don't get married, the answer is I will, always have, always will. Besides I make more money, watch more sports, and can please a womyn better than any man I know!"
Sue - "Just because I'm a mom, don't expect me to wipe YOUR ass, too."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
