For the week of February 27, 2000
Ariel - "Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not."
Malia - "Assholes need not apply."
Carrie - "A foolish woman is noisy, she is wanton and knows no shame." Proverbs 9:13
Shona - "I am what I am. Don't get in my way, I won't get in yours."
Nick - "Oh I am sorry, I'm busy right now. Can I ignore you later?"
Elizabeth - "Don't fuck with me, dear; these shoes have steel heels, and they cut through balls like a knife through butter."
Ivy - "Please hurry up and kill yourself. I promise it will be a really nice funeral."
Marianne - "You can't break me simply because you didn't make me."
Sonya - "Would I carry this whip if I didn't know how to use it?"
Joy - "Ignorance can be corrected; cluelessness is incurable."
Anna - "Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands!"
Sarah - "Don't get mad. Organize."
Colleen - "Then let them use us well, else let them know; The ills we have, their ills instruct us so." --Amelia to Desdemona in "Othello".
Katherine - "But now I know the things I know,
And I do the things I do;
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you!"
-Dorothy Parker"
Linda - "It's not having sex on the brain, but having brains, that's sexy."
Deirdre - "I only use my bitchpowers as necessary."
Luvnleave - "No, falling out of heaven didn't hurt, but my knee in your nuts sure is going to if you don't take your hand off of me."
Liz - "Of all the people in your life who have used you, abused you, ignored you or hurt you, have any of them ever fucked you up as badly as you sometimes have yourself?"
Valerie - "A guy I was seeing broke it off with me to date someone whom he referred to as a "golddigger"-he gives her money and she gives him sex. That's not a relationship, it's symbiosis. Here's another word for it - prostitution. My advice to him (if I ever even acknowledge his presence again) would be to save his money by hiring one of the cheap whores downtown."
Linda - "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."
Jen - "I can't stand people who let themselves get walked all over, and most of all I HATE people who do what "everyone else does" -- like sheep. You have a brain, so use it."
Patricia - "Cold as a bitch's wit."
~Teri~ - "So...you wish to have me? Well, shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up the fastest!"
Deanna - "Thou Shalt Not Whine."
Susan - "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor." -From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Trouble - "Nobody is going to give you power, you just have to take it."
L.A.C. - "Do I once again detect the irritating squeaking noise of the tiniest violin in the world precluding yet another one of your tales of self inflicted trauma?"
Katie - "Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional."
Jess - "Dumb people are like slinkies. Not good for much, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs."
Sue - "If you're unhappy with your life, it's up to you to change it; If you're happy it's because you deserve to be."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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