For the week of February 13, 2000
Heartless Bitch of the Week:Ripe Wicked Plum - "Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others." ~Oscar Wilde
Lauren - "Don't fuck with me, I fuck back."
Joyce - "If other people are assholes, it's not my fault--nor is it my problem."
Leslie - "If there's something you really want to do, don't sit around waiting for someone else to give you permission."
Jessica - "I never said I was anti-male. I'm anti-fuckhead. There's a difference."
Kat - "We like our souls just fine where they are and if they are going to burn in hell, then so be it."
Barb - "Not only am I a bitch on wheels, I have 4-wheel drive."
Judy - "Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. If you can't take the heat, you're probably having a hot flash."
Voceane - "I refuse to become 1/10th of who I am in order to maintain a relationship with ANYONE"
Thia - "Rejection is a word, fear of rejection is a feeling, overcoming fear of rejection is an action, and actions speak louder than words. So say what you mean, and do what you say!"
Celeste - "Bitchy and proud of it."
Jeanette - "On purchasing an air filter for my car, the salesman said, "Is your Boyfriend working on your car?" I said, "Where do you stick your dick in the air filter to make it fit in the car?""
Maia - "The world needs to get a fucking clue that not all people are created equal, we're all born screaming, only the strongest continue to do it in adulthood."
Kathi - "I'm not dismissing you because you're shorter than me PHYSICALLY, I'm referring to your MENTAL stature...."
Andrea - "I refuse to conform to society's expectations of how I should be!"
Kelly - "A tied up man is knowing exactly where your toy is at all times."
Kelly - "Silence, peon!"
Betsy - "Too many people feel compelled to compensate for genital atrophy."
Carla - "Cunt: It's not just a word, it's a lifestyle."
Bodil - "People calls me a bitch only because I express feelings that separate me from a doormat or a tramp."
Noelle - "I will allow you to have a penis, just don't wave it around."
Michelle - "I would perform brain surgery but I would have to stick a crocheting needle up your asshole."
Jessie - "Being a bitch in not a bad thing."
Dar - "Go piss in your hat and pull it down over your ears!"
Sarah - "I'd tell you I cared, but I'm not in the mood to lie to you."
Betsy - "I am simply assertive which can be seen as controlling by the weak-minded."
Dana - "If you don't like my opinion, then dammit, don't ask me!"
Allison - "If you put your hand on my body without being invited to do so, prepare to draw back a bloody stub."
Jessica - "I came with her, I'm leaving with her...And I'm fucking her tonight and NOT you!"
Victor - "Life can only be truly appreciated after one has thrown off the manacles of societal needs."
Erika - "Maybe I'm just a bitch! (I'm about as subtle as a mallet over the head.)"
Chrissy - "If you really, loved me... you'd think before you tried to guilt me into doing something I've already made clear I'm not interested in."
Gina - "I'm trapped outside your inside jokes... please don't let me in."
Charles - "Validate your own damn self."
Lyn - "I'd really like to fuck your brains out, but its obvious that someone already did."
Nancy - "Don't presume I won't laugh my ass off after you leave the room."
Rosie - "Don't sing it, bring it."
Tamara - "Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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