Nancy
I'm a Heartless Bitch because...
1. I am sick of stupid people who choose to remain stupid because they are simply lazy. They need to quit calling me and boring me with their stupid, whiny stories. Just tell me what you want or hang the hell up.
2. I am sick of women who are neither weak nor stupid but act like it just to keep the man in their life happy because they are too afraid to be alone. Well, I'd rather be alone than be controlled. I refuse to be told what to do by a man who's supposed to be my partner.
3. I am sick of lazy, whiny men who complain because they don't get sex often enough but aren't willing to provide any romance or foreplay in order to get it. Grow up or go screw yourselves.
4. I am sick of that idiot woman who waits until every item in her shopping cart has been completely rung up before she hauls out her checkbook - like she had no idea for the 30 minutes she stood in line to get to the checkout or the 10 minutes it took to ring her up that she was going to write a check. Some of us have a life, so please get the hell out of our way so we can get on with it.
5. I love thanking people who tell me I'm a bitch. I don't know why they think it's an insult and I find it amusing that they don't understand why I don't.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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