Miriam
I want to gouge out the eyes of these people with a blunt spoon:
1) Stupid wannabe "environmentalists" and animal's rights "activists" who have absolutely no idea of how the natural world, economics, or politics actually work. The world contains more than charismatic megafauna, idiots.
2) People who can't seem to comprehend that - Yes, I am short and have big boobs. Yes, I do know how to use most kinds of power tools. Yes, I have worked construction and currently build sets for theatre. And yes, I can and will kick your ass without losing that evilly sweet smile.
3) Family and acquaintances who can't understand that I quite enjoy my militant singleness. I have a few close friends with benefits, and that's ALL I want. Marriage and children do not interest me, thank you very much. And no, I will not have children just so I can raise them Jewish.
4) Finally, those who tell me that I'd feel so much better with a breast reduction. Right. I'd feel better if someone cut open my boobs and yanked out their insides? If I ever get back problems, I'll do what needs to be done, but as of now, I like my body the way it is - size 14, size 10 shoe, and 38DD boobs. The fact that my body does not conform to society's ideals means nothing to me. And I do nude modeling for art classes on the side. Before telling me to change, get as comfortable with your own body as I am with mine.
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