Kim
I feel the need to spurt out something witty, intelligent, and cynical. Although, if I were to be a true Heartless Bitch, I wouldn't care what you thought, and I probably wouldn't be typing this.
My response to that would be something along the lines of;
Your site made me laugh, and I think it's great... No, it wouldn't. I don't like suck-ups, and being one is, well, pathetic.
I shun the K-Rad and l33t people. Closely followed by those with strange love affairs with their Shift keys. I hOpE tHeIr KeYbOaRd ShAtTeRs.
I'm not obsessive. I just think it makes it a lot easier for everyone if you type so people can understand wot yer sayin, coz, loik, sumtimz it getz hard 2 werk out wot ppl r sayin when dey type loik dis. Or talk like that, for that mattter.
Whingers, mopers, angsting self-absorbed gits shit me to no end. Especially when they believe you have some obligation (apparently they think you're friends. Like, best friends, dude.) to listen and comfort them. Oh, and yes, they'd like you to have a quick-fix for their pain. (... if only, "Shut up. Go away. And get over it." would suffice.)
I'm a nice person. I'm blunt, up-front, and like to talk about what I think, which does not make me a bitch. The bit that does, is a lack of tolerance for the whingers, a short patience, perhaps a tad of cynicism, and a dash of realism. Mix them all together, and you have me; not perfect, but I'm not about to change so you like what you see.
For me, being bitchy isn't just about picking faults in other people, or pointing out that they're wrong, and I'm right (Nyah nyah nyah) ... no. I find satisfaction in pouncing on unsuspecting 'victims.' I'm not an aggressor, I just take advantage of someone else for my own enjoyment. Smirking. Pointing and laughing. The whole school-yard bitchy game.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I do things for me, not Them.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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