Kate
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I know where I'm going and like to get there quickly. What that means is that I don't have time for the fucking no-brain tour-ons wandering about Manhattan looking at the skyline when they should be paying attention to the pedestrian traffic; my response is to push past and direct them in my kindest and most sympathetic tone to relocate to the edge of the sidewalk where we they will be free to stare up at the "pretty skyscrapers" without interrupting the flow of traffic, and my day.
I'm a Heartless Bitch because I won't tolerate emotional blackmail from my friends or family, I don't play the mopey-look game: if you have a problem, tell me, I can't read fucking minds; if I could I'd be rich.
Of course, the final kicker, the thing that makes me a truly Heartless Bitch, is that I correct other people on their grammar, spelling, and punctuation. My feeling is (and I don't think I'm alone here) that communication is difficult enough in this country without people making it worse by saying things incorrectly and thereby confusing me further.
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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