I'm a Heartless Bitch because I presently attend a school that entertains a host of brainless valley girls (even though I live in CT) that swallow their gum if they think too hard (which doesn't take much) and their empty-headed male counterparts. I have been fed up with them since kindergarten, and have made it my personal crusade to put them in their place. If I see a couple a little too involved in each other as I walk down the hallway, I'll inform them of their need for a room, a brain, or both. Ideally, I would hand out keys to Motel 6, but as I'm a student, I'm perpetually short on cash.

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