I'm a Heartless Bitch because I have no sympathy for women who complain about men falling all over themselves to be with them. Cry me a river! I mean, why should I feel bad for you? You're beautiful, you're popular, and I'm supposed to pity you? I mean, what do you take me for?

I have a list of "kick-ass chicks" as personal heroes which includes Buffy (the vampire slayer) and Catherine Zeta-Jones' character from The Mask of Zorro. My theme song is "You Can't Get a Man with a Gun" (from Annie Get Your Gun). I have read a lot of the books about Heartless Bitches from your list including The Wheel of Time series, and am not ashamed to admit I own Chicks in Chainmail. (Although my friends seem to think I should be for some reason. They just don't get it.)

I have all prospective boyfriends fill out an application I wrote myself so I can screen out the losers immediately and so I don't need to waste my time on them.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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