I claim Heartless Bitch status because, honeychild, I am one. I freely admit that I used to try to be nice to people who pissed me off, in some vague attempt to make the world a better place, but I soon realized it was getting me nowhere; once I started to stand up for myself and fend off the dickheads with intelligent comments (which, to be fair, most of them didn't understand: "Duh....so does that mean you don't wanna fuck?") I found that life was ever so much more enjoyable.

I don't lie to people; if I find them offensive, I will make this clear. Nor do I try to attract men by gushing all over them and playing the helpless princess, because a)shit like that makes me retch and b)watching other people do it has taught me that if you go after men who like that kind of woman, you will wind up with a grade-A, prime-rib asshole.

Why is it that being able to spell and use correct grammar marks you as being "weird"?

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