I wanna be a member because I am really sick of people who like to judge me; who expect to want to conform to the standards of their stupid, narrow-minded little take on normality. People who feel I must apologize whenever I do something "weird". People who feel I MUST be ashamed whenever I do not cave in to societal pressures. They can all just take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. I also feel nothing but absolute contempt for the writers of "The Rules";for chrissake--wake up,girls! The 1950's are long gone! You know what the amazing thing is? "Rules" Girls expect us to respect them, and yet they want to act like our doormats at the same time. They act as if the only way to justify their existence is to get married. Well, what losers would even consider getting hitched with wimpy cunts such as those? Forget about marriage, get a life(and maybe a 'self-esteem' while you're at it). I'm also sick of "cosmo women"(offshoots of Rules girls), who blame everything that's wrong in their relationships on their boyfriends, overlooking their own grating tendency to annoy. They gossip and they are concerned with "strengthening the bond" between every single goddamn person they meet, even the fucking mailman. They like to offer advice to people who didn't ask for it and give cute (yet still demeaning) pet names to people who aren't like them "Cosmo women" expect men to be wholly accepting of them--hang ups and all--whilst they continually obsess over our own little quirks. They think yoga is all there is to life, and devote hours upon hours of their useless lives to decoding "guy talk" GEEZ...!

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