When doing foreplay, try to remember that women aren't radios. One button to switch on and one to adjust the volume. Also, the simple fact that your dick might be of an above average length, doesn't guarantee satisfaction. I'd rather if you'd sacrifice an inch or two for the sake of learning what to do with it, because frankly, it's a bit daunting to have to go to bed with Black&Decker every night. You complain that I don't scream and beat my head into the pillow while having sex with you. Have you ever contemplated the possibility that those women you were with were trying to make you cum, and consequently stop hammering them? Personally, the day I'll fake an orgasm for the sake of your, or any other man's satisfaction, will be the day when I give up sex.

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