If you don't want to hear my real opinion, rather than what I think you want to hear, then don't ask me the question.

If I want to hear your opinion, I'll ask for it. If you give it unsolicited, you're liable to be told what to do with it.

I think I can live with the fact that since I don't look like a preadolescent boy with basketballs stuck in my shirt, you don't find me attractive.

People that make themselves feel better by putting down or making fun of others annoy me intensely; it's not funny, it just makes you look pathetic.

When you have a rough patch in your relationship, I'm glad to commiserate. If you keep going back to or choosing the same type of asshole over and over, I'm going to tell you why I don't want to hear about that shit anymore.

Getting married didn't remove my brain. I don't "ask permission" for anything from my husband and any good ol'boy who implies otherwise will get my foot up his ass.

The facts that I don't work outside the home and that you have a "rilly Rilly" important career in something world-improving like advertising do not make you superior to me. If you think they do, you can fuck off.

It disgusts me that while it is illegal to mutilate baby girls' genitals in the US, it's not illegal to mutilate baby boys' genitals, and that parents actually believe this is a "choice" they have the "right" to make. Neither Daddy's mutilated penis nor Mommy's sexual preference for mutilated penises is a good enough excuse for having it done.

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