Well, I've always had a cute face. Some guys just 'adore' the fact I look like I belong on the Waltons. And, I tend to be scatterbrained. I've been told that that's part of my "charm". Uh huh. I don't leave the Goddamn stove on overnight to impress some firefighter. I've had 4 relationships, all 4 months or shorter, all where I have done the dumping. One of em actually turned gay a year after I dated him. I have an IQ of 145 and I am planning to be a lawyer with no morals (although that's somewhat oxymoronic). I'm cynical and sarcastic as hell, opinionated, non-yielding, and sick to DEATH of the girls at my college who soften their voices at the first sight of a man. UGH! Someday I'm going to record these women, make a loop tape and play it for them for as long as it takes for them to realize how disgusting they sound. When people call me a bitch, which they do often, I just say "and proud of it" back.

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