This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated January 30, 2000)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Heartless Bitches of the week:
Rachel - "I have my own life, my own job, my own brain and my own hand: what makes you think that I need a loser boyfriend like you to be complete?"
Christine - "Beauty is only skin deep, pray to be thick skinned."
Lauri - "NOBODY'S going to tell me that I'm thinking too big; if you possess the capacity to do so then there's no such thing!"
Amber - "If I hear one more person talking about Alanis Morissette being the voice of MY female rage, I am going to introduce them to the blunt end of my shotgun."
Stacey - "I will attack your sack and never look back."
Iris - From Margaret Mitchell - "Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was, or what freedom really is."
Sarah - "Don't fuck with a bitch in heels"
Banshee - "Leave the Nice Tattooed Lady by the Jukebox alone. She does not play well with others."
Kit - "If you don't have the time to educate yourself about something--I don't have the time to explain why you should."
Anya Ubermole - "Strike while the irony's hot."
Justine - "My best feature is my big, beautiful, sexy BRAIN!" (Quoted from a magazine clipping posted in a friend's dorm.)
Anathema - "In a perfect world, stupidity would be painful."
Heather - "Even Jesus didn't suffer fools honey, what makes you think I will?"
Sarah - "Life gets old quick unless you live it now, and don't care what others think of you."
Amy - "I do it for the joy it brings, because I am a joyful girl." -Ani DiFranco
Lauren - "A woman's wet dream is a good martini."
Natalie - "So you like it wet and sexy? Well go sit in a puddle and jerk off, 'coz you sure as fuck ain't getting nothing out of me!"
Deb - "I can flick a big, green booger at any idiot who gets in my way."
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Michelle - "Never question a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Because now you're a mile away from him and you have his shoes!"
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Elissa - "What do I look like, fricking Ellis Island? Get your huddled, filthy mass the hell away from me."
Mia - "In about 5 minutes you are going to look back on this and get even more upset by how stupid I made you seem."
Susanne - "Heartbroken boy with too much unfinished problems: Don't you understand that I LOOOOOVE you!, Me: My friend, I am not gods gift to men, I am just an object for your projections."
Lea - "In dealing with a man with far too much attitude: No, I am definitely not a "Princess", but you certainly seem to be."
Pia - "I make my own choices."
Ashley - "I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not. And what I am is a bitch."
Debi - "That WonderBra has cut off the oxygen to your brain."
Melinda - "I believe that when people quit whining and finally take the advice they ask for, then they will truly understand that the only way to be is being a bitch."
Sandrs - "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
Sasha - "Action is an antidote to despair" - Joan Baez
Chrysti - "Here's a dollar and a bus pass, go buy a clue."
Anna - "If it doesn't kill you it will only make you stronger."
Pride - "If backing over my ex because he couldn't take no for an answer makes me a Heartless Bitch...then fine...sign me up...and get that stain out of my driveway!"
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Susan - "Playing dumb should be a crime, punishable by death."
Angelica - "Dregs like you justified cloning!"
George - "The fact that I'm a bastard doesn't preclude me from being a bitch."
Naomi - "Don't cover your rage by being nice. It costs energy that would be better used in eradicating the problem that made you angry in the first place."
Sabina - "We must all suffer one of two things: the joy of living your life your way or the pain of regret or disappointment. (Jim Rohn's original quote has "pain of discipline" as the first choice.)"
Heather - "Please don't insult me with your lame come-on that you used to get your mindless high school cheerleader girlfriend in bed with you."
Paloma - "The Barbies pissed me off."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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