This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(for the week of January 16, 2000)
Liz - "You don't have to convince me that you have an open mind. I can feel the draft from here."
Alexis - "Go home and masturbate until you can come back and act like a human being, or I will personally castrate you with my teeth."
Elaine - "When I said I wanted brain food, I didn't say I wanted primordial soup!!!"
Erin - "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing, it was here first." --Mark Twain
Vivian - "Why do people with closed minds always choose to open their mouths?"
Kristi - "Life's too short for bullshit."
Li'l - "I'm not really me, I'm my Evil Twin!"
Paula - "But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn."
Lorie - "If you really know more about computers than me, great! Maybe I can learn something from you. But if you just can't stand the idea of a woman knowing more about computers than you, and think you can get away with bullshitting me, call NASA, because you're about to get launched."
Anna - "I'm better than I have to be."
Nalini - "I am taking control over every aspect of my life and as far as I can reach regardless of any "conventional wisdom", "rules", or "codes of conducts" that have been brainwashing most of us."
Nita - "I have no patience for the Chronically Stupid"
Heidi - "What do you call a woman without an asshole? Single."
Rhonda - "If you don't like my honesty or the way I come across, DON'T wear your heart on your shirtsleeve and DO wear steel-toed shoes."
Patti - "I don't have anything against men that act like assholes...not my hands, mouth...."
Danica - ""Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", do you want to see what happens when you scorn a bitch like me? Then don't open your mouth."
Rogue - "Men that want a whore in the bedroom and Donna Reed in public in the same woman should have to strip naked and slowly make their way across frozen tundra towards two large, embittered Russian women with little metal hammers that they use to crack the testicles of fickle men with."
Sissy - "Do you see the word "WELCOME" stamped across my chest? Now go, before I kick you out of my way."
Jill - "Hey asshole, get off my planet."
Mandy - "To err is dysfunctional, to forgive, codependent."
Abigale - "If you're not angry, then you're just stupid." -Ani Di Franco, "Out of Range"
Tommi - "I tried freeing my mind once but I had asses following me everywhere."
Witchy - "Love me or leave, please."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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