This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
(For the week of January 3, 2000)
Valerie - "Some women think they're not prostitutes because they don't do it for cold hard cash. But if you do it because it's expected by the third date "or else" you won't get a fourth, or to keep a man from dumping you, or to get him to marry you, or because he treated you to an expensive date, or you "gave in", or any reason other than that you both wanted to, then it's like the old joke says: I've already established what you are; now we're just talking price."
Katrina - "Just because you can't laugh at yourself, don't expect me to refrain."
Jayel - "I think it, I say it, I mean it, if you don't like it, exercise your exit rights."
Sharon - "Yes, you are entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are."
Lyhea - "Hon, I'll only listen to idiots if I'm REALLY bored... NOW is not one of those times."
Sue - "Eat me, I'm a twinkie."
Katie - "I may not LOOK like much, but that doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, asshole."
Karen - "Men should be like Kleenex -- soft, strong, and disposable - (and I add - a non-necessity)"
Amy - "If you hit me once you better hope it kills me because you have to go to sleep sometime."
Angela - "I'm not conceited, I'm convinced."
Elisabeth - "If you don't got it, don't _try_ to flaunt it."
Sherry - "Remember, there's no "I" in "TEAM" -- but there *is* an "EAT ME" if you're willing to use the "E" twice. -Lewis Shiner"
Daniella - "If I gave a shit, you will be the first one to get some."
Kimberly - "We all have our opinions and that's what makes the world go around."
Kitania - "Life may be a bitch, but you're the one that's in total control, which makes you an even bigger bitch."
Beth - "Fuck off."
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