This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:

The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches". If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.

(Updated December 5, 1999)

Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI

Heartless Bitch of the Week: Marilyn - "Yes I am a bitchy woman, I celebrate and pass those qualities to my daughters."

Michelle - "Go away before I hurt you."

Abigail - "Don't waste my time, I have places to take over, things to do flawlessly, and people to grace with my presence."

Sunny - "Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the stupid ass in the head!"

Deb - "When I want your shit, I'll squeeze your head."

Rachael - "If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

Ann - "If I wanted your opinion-I'd give it to you."

Inger-margrethe - "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all"

Juli - "I don't want to hear it."

Amber - "Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them."

Grace - "I'm the quintessential ice-bitch. Don't fuck with me."

Juliette - "I got tired of having that "not-so-fresh" feeling."

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