Barri - "If you hate me, it's because you are too clueless to comprehend me."

M. - "I'm sick and tired of people who use their weakness as an excuse for being a pathetic asshole."

Rosc - "I have a scalpel and a jar with your name on it pal.."

Loretta - "We're all going to hell and I'm driving the bus."

Alesia - "Sure, we can talk. I'm fluent in Asshole."

Laurie - "We're about to crash headlong into the twenty-first century; perchance you should get a grip on the twentieth."

Jennie - "I might be a bitch, but at least I'm not the well-spring of all evil."

Sarah - "I am so glad I exceeded your level of intellect while still in my mother's womb, you single-helix troglodyte."

Julie - "I'm a lawyer - 'nuff said!"

Nicole - "One man's ceiling is another man's floor so stop bitching if you get walked on."

Kathleen - "No point trying to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps if you're still living under Emily Post rules dictating "nice girls always wear pumps". Start using your own head, or you may end up with some proctologist having to find it for you."

Lydia-mia - "Fuck the entire world!"

Helen - "Mommy told me not to talk to BASTARDS!"

Vanessa - "Loosen your belt; you're cutting off the circulation to your brain. (however small it may be)"

Kate - "Don't tell me how used and abused you are if you're not willing to change the situation....God hates a whiner, and so do I."

Paula - "If standing up for myself and refusing to be treated like a doormat makes me a bitch, then yes, I suppose you're right....and thank you."

Jan - "Get over yourself -- everyone else got over you long ago."

Opinionated - "You can ridicule what I stand for, you can criticize my opinions, and while you're at it, you can head for the door."

Anne - "You wouldn't know a train was up your arse till the bell rang mate!"

Andrea - ""You don't deserve me!" he said. Before walking out the door I smiled a big smile.... "I know.", I said, "I deserve better!""

Suzi - "I can laugh, and the funniest part is, they don't know I am laughing at them."

Victoria - "Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're a doink."

Chibiluv - "Just show me the way you came in, and I'll help you out you hypocritical asshole!"

Mary - "Just remember--it took me a long time to perfect being one, so make sure you put the word BITCH in all CAPS."

Natasha - "Never forget that terror is also a form of communication."

Bridgette - "To women who INSIST on remaining with obvious losers because they "love him", I say: Little Travis loved Ol' Yeller, but he shot him anyway."

Marie - "No that was NOT an orgasm darling... I was whimpering in the pain of frustration."

Summer - "A sharp brain, an acid tongue, and much willpower make up the perfect bitch."

Dawn - "Would YOU respect someone who lets you walk all over them?"

Brenda - "Be grateful for the bitches in your life. They have the strength to say to your face what the weak can only say behind your back."

Adrienne - "My feet don't smell as bad as your existence."

Rebecca - "The marriage/divorce ratio is way too low."

Rosie - "I know I'm a bitch, but thanks anyway!"

Valerie - "I can read you like a book so don't fuck with me while I am still smiling and being pleasant."

Kris - "Caution: unlike your inflatable girlfriend, I do bite back."

Tiggy - "Having meat and two veg between your legs doesn't give you extra IQ points sweetie!"

Ashley - "I'm a woman. Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman. That's me. -Angelou"

Cleta - "Bad grammar and spelling should be cause for immediate execution."

Aimee - "Don't tell me I'm not feminine because I have a backbone."

Sarah - "I expect people to respect my mind regardless of my sex."

Lisa - "Of course I have brass balls; they're chest mounted, not stuck in some droopy ass drawers."

Ina - "What is that? a chipolata sausage? a baby carrot? or is this a condition that runs in the family?"

Natalie - "Are you wearing that stupid hat to cover the dick on your head?"

Geraldine - "Life is like speeding towards a brick wall on a motorbike. The clever ones know how to use the 'breaks'."

Julie - "Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push."

Joanne - "Those stereotyping assholes who tell us who we 'should' be can just shove it up their arse, 'cause I don't wanna hear it."

Kim - "Being a bitch isn't an attitude problem, it's a lifestyle!"

Rita - "Don't shit on me today, I'll bury you tomorrow!"

Reba - "This is the way God made me. If you have a problem, take it up with her."

Melissa - "If you have nothing intelligent to say then be quiet!"

J. - "I outweigh you, and I can snap your legs like toothpicks."

Sara - "Wow! Your a legend in your own mind!"

Barbara - "I will make Lorena Bobbitt look like an angel, if you piss me off!"

Hannah - ""A Woman's Place Is In The Kitchen" -If you believe that, come on in the kitchen and I'll stick your dick in the blender."

Ina - "what is that? a chipolata sausage? a baby carrot? or is this a condition that runs in the family?"

Natalie - "Are you wearing that stupid hat to cover the dick on your head?"

Rozz - "Let's play house - you be the floor and I'll walk all over you"

Rita - "Don't shit on me today, I'll bury you tomorrow!"

Jessica - "Accept me or reject me, I'm staying just like this."

Donna - "I'm not growing a dick -- get used to it, this is a woman in charge."

Valerie - "Wow, your husband/boyfriend/whatever sounds REALLY fascinating. Where did you leave your identity?"

Patricia - "People who are threatened by others who have high standards & are independent, have only low standards to claim as their own."

Dawn - "If you don't want to feel me stepping on your toes, you'd better damn well wear steel-toed boots."

Hilary - "Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not."

Melody - "If you want the girl next door, go next door."

Shanon - "I can be a nice girl but when I am a bitch I am better."

Jennifer - "Don't hold the door for me, you lowly cur; we all have better things to do!"

Rebel - "[to any-one who talks to my boobs] This is Julie. This is Jane. They are deaf mutes... so you'll have to talk to me"

Katie - "I'm not a bitch, I'm just right."

Mary - "I refuse to paint myself gold and put a plaque at my feet to become the trophy that most men are looking for."

Becky - "I don't see any line forming behind me to take advantage of your generous offer to give me the biggest and best."

Barbara - "Happiness is not always what it's cracked up to be. That's why ignorance is bliss and awareness is hell."

Louise - "Life is a constant battle... face it, learn to live with it and GET ON with it!"

Ailsa - "Why you "just can't possibly" is interesting only to you, so save it for your journal."

Denise - "And the care factor is ...........zero!"

Linda - "As far as I am concerned, the Venus of Willendorf is the ideal female figure."

Kitty - "When I die bury me upside down so that the whole world can kiss my ass."

Jennifer - "PMS stands for one thing only - Pathetic Male Syndrome"

Ryan - "After careful consideration, I have decided that you may suck the shit out of my asshole."

Claudia - "Short skirts make new fools everyday."

Jen - "Consider suicide. It's an option."

Michele - "Losers always whine about their best; Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

Sandra - "My opinions are never humble, because I'm usually right."

Teresa - "When women get PMS, they are called Bitches. When men get PMS they Pretend to be Macho Studs. I am so glad that I'm a woman."

Janell - "Some cute guy comes along and wants to make you feel good? Well all right. You know what I'm saying? All riiiight."

Kimberly - "Get out of my way. NOW."

Jennifer - "I don't want the world, I just want your half."

Josette - "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

Jenn - "May your shit come to life and EAT YOU!"

Sujai - "Be proud of yourself & what you are; don't go running to another to help you feel better about yourself."

Eileen - "Take your "quiet subservient asian woman" stereotype and stick it up your ass where your head is."

Kelly - "No thanks. This vessel has already been filled."

Jennifer - "Being a bitch means being strong. I'm a bitch. So sue me!"

Sky - "Life is not easy and neither am I."

Shandra - "Size does matter- the size of your I.Q.. It doesn't matter how big your dick is, if your brain is the same size!"

Carolyn - "If you are such a good deal, why weren't you in the Sunday ad papers?"

Julie - "I'll stop being mean when you stop being stupid."

Heather - "Maybe I'm not listening to your side, but maybe you're an idiot."

Jeannie - "People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do."

Courtney - "Wow, I didn't know someone could talk so well with their head in their ass!"

Jill - "Lead, follow, or get the hell outta my way."

Jennifer - "There is no threat bigger than the toe of my shit-kickin'boots."

Kris - "Do the words "Touch me and feel the pain of cold, hard, steel" mean anything to you?"

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