This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated April 2, 1999)
Heartless Bitches of the Week(s) - the latest nominees into the Hall of Fame:
Laura - "Of course I can deal with someone with your attention span - I have a three year old!"
Kate - "I can't make everyone happy...so it's time to make myself happy."
Brandy - "Never Complain Never Explain."
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Robin - "I prefer weak people in my life, it's easier to make them cry."
Erin - "People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments different to that of a doormat."
Cecilia - "If you're after me, then you'd better be ready to be treated like the devil...and hung like a heathen."
Michelle - "I don't care what other people think about me, so long as they don't mind what I say about them."
Virginia - "If you love it let it go... if it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't- HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT!!!"
April - "Listen to me very carefully... Get the fuck A-W-A-Y from me. You smell like shit, and you have a gigantic booger hanging from your nose."
Laurel - "I even belch and fart occasionally - just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I can't!"
Lisa - "I am me...if ya don't like it....fuck off!"
Lori - "As long as you don't get in my way or annoy me, you'll probably live to see another day."
Autumn - "Good Girls go to Heaven, Bitches go Everywhere!"
Brenda - "I'm not angry; I've come home."
Tina - ""I'm not good; I'm not nice. I'm just right. I'm a bitch." (Paraphrased from Stephen Sondheim's "Into the Woods")"
Miller - "Never send a man to do a woman's job."
Lisa - "Relationships made in HEAVEN are HELL on Earth!"
Leslie - "Take yourself off the cross, honey. You aren't a victim."
Diane - "Quiet I may be, but doormat I am not -- I don't have to be a loudmouth to kick your snotty little ass, you know."
Katrina - "Most people say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but personally, I prefer to head straight through the chest cavity."
Annie - "Beware of a person that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Angela - "I'm an equal-opportunity hater. I don't discriminate based on gender, race, creed."
Annette - "As said at my house "When the bitch ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.""
Janna - "Yes, I am as nasty as I look."
Niki - "I admit freely to being a Heartless Bitch, and if you don't like it, well, I don't really care."
Pamela - "I lived 35 years of my life without you, don't make me wish it was ALL of my life."
Rachel - "Stop staring, I'm something you will never have."
Larry - "Here I find a group of women using their life-experience for maximum benefit. How could I NOT want to be among them?"
Leisha - "I'm not a little bitch. I'm a BIG bitch."
Jocelyn - "There's about 230 IQ points in this club. 150 of 'em are walking out right now. Bye."
Sonya - "She's got so much clit she don't need no balls -L7 (it's old-school, but just as true as ever)"
Lisa - "I WILL stand up for myself, so you'd better get the hell out of the way."
Blessie - "I am too fair to worship, too divine to love."
Anne - "I love my attitude problem."
Anna - "Being a "healthy egoist" is my philosophy!"
Cindi - "Real women drive stick and are good at it!"
Amy - "Narrow-minded people make me ill!"
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