This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated March 29, 1999)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Cozette - "If you insist on being in my airspace...BATHE!"
Ginger - "If you can't stimulate my intellect, I don't want you to stimulate anything else of mine. Oh, and guys...we lied, size matters."
Kirstin - "Go away, I can't stand seeing a man cry in public."
Kristina - "I could be a bitch if I was nicer."
Jacquelyn - "Anyone whoever died of love deserved it."
Kristina - "Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares!"
Sarah - "Please don't call me a survivor, I really don't feel like one. I still live my life as if I were raped yesterday, essentially I was, it happens again every night in my dreams. I am not a victim either. I am just a woman, a statistic". - Emilie Morgan
Susan - "The only class you have is the one from which you graduated; the only taste you have is in your mouth. You are dismissed!"
Tiffany - "Tell me I can't so that I can prove that I can...and then beat your ass for doubting me."
Christina - "Will you please shut up. Shut up shut up shut uuuuuuuup."
Galetea - "I have no attitude problem. You, on the other hand, have a massive perception problem."
Mischa - "Men of Quality are not threatened by women seeking Equality"
Kathryn - "Feminazi bitch, eh? Coming from a pathetic sexist imbecile like yourself, I consider that quite a compliment."
Kathryn - "Being a bitch is not about being a whore, men-fucker or lesbian. Being a bitch is about being a real and fighting woman, because this is the only option by which men will understand that we do think and are capable of doing things with much more efficiency than they."
Kathryn - "I'm not the stereotypical Asian lady; I'm the fire-breathing DRAGON!"
Kathryn - "If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis", but don't come whining to me, DUMBASS."
Dolly - "Sure, Eve gave Adam the apple. But what they don't tell you is that an hour earlier,
Adam was complaining that there was nothing new to eat. She sure shut him up, didn't she?"
Maria - I said this in my criminology class the other day: "If a guy takes an interest in your kid,
but doesn't want to get into your pants, then that's a 'red flag'".
Renee - "BITCH... stands for Because I Take Control Here!"
Carol - "He said I was a bitch; I said he was an asshole -- turned out we were both right!"
Amy - "Thanks, but I would rather shove bamboo slivers up my finger nails than listen to you whine."
Anna - "I don't...like...Disney."
Heather - Sybil - "Basil do you know what I'll do if I find out you've been gambling?" (She walks away.) Basil - "You'll have to sew 'em back on first." --Fawlty Towers
Lisa - "I don't need an attitude adjustment. . .I like it just the way it is."
Martha - "Don't accuse me of stabbing you in the back, I only stab people in the front."
Mary - "Get over it!"
Norma - "Scare 'em!"
Rachelle - "Be responsible for yourself, Mommy stopped wiping your nose and butt a long time ago."
Rhonda - "I am woman fear these heels!!!"
Becky - "I'm not egotistical, conceited, or self-centered, I'm just a perfect bitch and I can't help it if you have a confidence problem."
Connie - "Take me as I am or don't take me at all!"
Elaine - "I am a cold hearted and sadistic bitch ...My smile makes you wonder what I am up to."
Marguerite - "Men come and go, but attitude is forever."
Laurence - "I like a man with a large dick, but not if he doesn't have anything else to go with it, like a life..."
Tina - "If another self-absorbed guy calls me 'cute' again, I'm gonna take my beloved dirty old doc martens and whack him where it counts!"
Kim - "People call me a feminist (bitch) whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a prostitute or a doormat. (Rebecca West)"
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