This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated March 29, 1999)
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Nicole - "You get screwed over once - poor you, twice - stupid you."
Antonia - "If your brain worked as fast as your mouth you'd be a lot smarter and I'd be less bored."
Kim - "Just get on with it."
Pat - "Men say they want someone smart, funny and attractive. What they mean is someone slightly less smart than themselves, slightly less funny, and much more attractive."
Karen - "You want ME to do the dishes? Excuse me...just WHERE in the hell does it say 'female use only' on the label?"
Elizabeth - "Grasp clue firmly, stroke gently, and wait until it comes to you. In the meantime, pass me the batteries."
Cheryl - "Drop the crap, honey!"
Wendy - "Never allow yourself to be average, only the weak settle for average!"
Renee - "When making love men like to ask "Who's is it?" My response "Don't worry, you don't know him.""
Meredith - "Don't be so FLACCID!"
Linda - "Get your own life, not mine. I worked too hard to get it myself."
Kim - "FUCK the princess woozy chicks who can't handle the shit, they give us women a bad reputation!"
Jessica - "Piss me off, and your head becomes my hood ornament."
Jen - "Baby, I'm an angel, but if you try and push me around you'll have a raving shedevil on your hands!"
Amelia - "I like to hunt down the pathetic and whiny and give them a crash course in remedial target practice, using the egotistical and arrogant as targets."
Jennifer - "They say there's nothing to fear but fear itself, well please, allow me to introduce myself."
Jodie - "Uhuh - so you're dying from <insert nasty disease here>. So when will you be paying that bill?"
Beth - "Can you ride a big bike like that?" NO IDIOT...what you just saw was my stunt double!!
Cheryl - "I am proper, refined, graceful, and poised; until you fuck with me. Then forget it."
Irina - "I may be easy, but I'm not desperate."
Jack - "It has to come up in a real situation... I don't get bitchy on command..."
Michelle - "People know the price of everything and the value of nothing."--Oscar Wilde
Linda - "What's that? Oh, I'm sorry, I must have looked like I give a shit about what you think..."
Jane - "I have qualms with women who think that they can get what they want without asking for it, and then whine when they don't get it."
Rebecca - "I now know that it is easier for them to brand me as intimidating than them admitting they are easily intimidated."
Queenie - From a song by Tool: "Remember I will always love you, as I tear your fucking throat away."
Kris - "I am female, not stupid, so don't confuse the two."
Angila - "I love men, really I do. That's why it's such a pity that there is so few of them out there."
Molly - "You're braver than you believe, smarter than you seem, and stronger than you think." -Christopher Robin
Helene - "I expect respect."
Debbie - "You have an unsightly ring around your derriere, GET OFF THE PITY POT!"
Pamela - "I lived 35 years of my life without you honey. Don't make me wish that I had made it ALL my life."
Lucy. - "It's only too late when you're dead."
Kim - "It's not what I do but how I do it. It's not what I say but how I say it. And... how I look when I'm saying and doing it."-Mae West
Hannah - "If you can't cope on your own don't whinge at me. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT"
Caitlin - "It isn't stupid men ruining my life, it is stupid women."
Reona - "I don't really care about what whole world thinks of me."
Melissa - "What is so damn hard about being independent?"
Elizabeth - "An almost zen question: I a man speaks in a courtroom and begs his ex for alimony, is he still a man?"
Dawn - "If you try going below my border line you won't have anything below your border."
Claudia - "What's yours is mine, and what's mine you had best leave alone."
Tina - "If you can create a problem alone you can solve it alone!"
Jill - "It's not PMS, I don't need an excuse to act like a Bitch."
Elsbeth - "Stick it in a coke bottle."
Peggyann - "If you're god's gift to women, I'm converting to atheism"
Peggyann - "I hunt! I gather! I nurture! But ... I hunt men and adventure but only nurture animals."
Iris - "Men should think twice before making widowhood such an attractive path to power."
Julianne - "I'm sorry, you appear to have confused having balls with being a dick."
Susan - "Compare me to a female dog if you want to - dogs are honest, good and can take care of themselves. Just don't compare me to Pamela Anderson."
Christine - "Opinionated bitch? Is that supposed to be an insult?"
Miira - "Honey, I'm more of a man than you'll ever be - and more of a woman than you'll ever get!" - Antonio Vargas in "Car Wash", 1976
Pattie - "I am so far ahead of you that the light from what I am doing hasn't reached you yet."
Lori - "Why are people like you running around when there are perfectly good burn victims who could put all that skin to proper use!"
Deb - "The heart of a true Bitch bleeds, but not often and very little."
Chant - "I sure hope you aren't teaching your children to walk on their knuckles too."
Isabel - "How can you say you're misunderstood? You're an idiot-there's not a whole lot that needs understanding there."
Deanna - "I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem."
Rhiannon - "Most men are dogs. I should know, I was one, once."
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