Thank you!"
Kelly - "The last time that I checked I still didn't give a damn what you think about me, asshole!"
Vicki - "It's a small load darlin', just do it by hand. Goodnight."
Amber - "I love my dog and I don't listen to him whine, but maybe HE'LL listen to you."
Anne - "I will kick your ass without even smearing my eyeliner"
Kecha - "Whatever women do they must do twice as good as men to be thought half as good....Luckily this is not difficult!"
Kate - "Welcome to my neighborhood, but don't PISS me off!"
Sarah - "If your life's bad enough to complain about, get off your ass and change it!"
Annmarie - "I hate one liners, I don't use them, nor do I like them used on me there are enough out there just like assholes and fingerprints"
Amy - "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off."
Sharon - "This bitch has NO FEAR!"
Carrie - "Excuse me, is there a booger in my nose, or have you not yet been informed that it is rude to stare?"
Dina - "I think I irritate a lot of people, and in a way, that's quite a good thing." -Kate Bush
Cathryn - "Put it in writing, and I'll consider whether or not you're entitled to my attention."
Karen - "Well why the hell did you???"
Celia - "If you don't like, don't look."
Talya - "There are only three words a woman needs to know: yes, no and NEXT!"
Sonya - "I am not a maiden fair, and I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere." -Ani Difranco
Sandy - "Sorry, asshole. Not everyone can be me. Get a life of your own!"
Christine - "I'm ALWAYS in the driver's seat... that way I'm NEVER taken for a ride!!!"
Carina - "A man that goes on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows."
Christine - "I really don't care what you need, I take care of myself and act as I please because I CAN do it all!"
Lisa - "You're getting dangerously close to awakening my "inner bitch"..."
Shannon - "Trent Reznor's phrase 'Grey would be the color if I had a heart' has become my mantra."
Jane - "If the phone doesn't ring, it's me."
Christine - "I don't play well with others"
Sydette - "You are not a Heartless Bitch cause you rule a man you are one cause you rule yourself."
Dawn - "You live and you learn . . . or you don't live long."
Elena - "You set yourself on fire because you caught him with another woman? Well, you are so fucking stupid until you are just too smart for me, because I just can't figure that shit out!"
Murray - "I've always said I'm not a lady!"
Brandy - "When I see a wife beater staggering around in his backyard, you know what I do? Reload."
Melinda - "I've got balls bigger than any man's ego and I will bow down to no one!"
Sini - "They say men have balls, so why do I seem to have lots more than them???"
Jeanie - "If you're needy, dysfunctional, or masochistic keep on scrolling."
Isabel - "Women are from Venus, and Men are just a bunch of universe-refugees"
Lisa - "I'm a tough, independent woman, I make my own way in this world, and roll with the punches when they come - AND I expect others to do the same!"
Jessica - "Determination, control, and intelligence is what I flaunt, 'cause I'm not the only one with tits and ass."
Rayna - "Do you pay my rent? Then KISS MY ASS!!"
Barbara - "If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
Nick - "I don't train boys to be men."
Kristi - "Date rape is a baaaddd thing, frat boy! Those Greek letters across your chest just make a better target for my gun."
Cheryl - "It's late and I'm tired. I'll send one in later."
Anna - "I'm sick of women being treated like shit, and even more sick of them accepting it."
Linda - "The ONLY authority is your own."
Kate - "Get in line...you sonnofabitch"
Bridget - "YOU are asking ME to prove myself? Who the hell are you??"
Michelle - "Get off your ass and do it for yourself. Behind every successful woman is HERSELF!"
Sam - "I try to be the caring person and listen and try not to shove my bookbag up their occasionally unbearable asses, but sometimes I explode and tell them to "Shut up!"."
Anna - "I use the nickname Yang because that's what I am, mean, cold, heartless, and female."
Max - "What's your problem?"
Jessica - "You're depriving some village of its idiot!"
Connie - "First God created man, then He had a better idea"
Minuet - "I've been called a bitch many times -- could it be because I have no tolerance for total, inexcusable stupidity?"
Poisinous - "The reason you feel I have a Superiority Complex is merely because you feel inferior to me."
Jennifer - "I wasn't born a bitch, it took years of dealing with cocks like you to make me this way!"
Aurora - "Would you get to the point?"
Amber - "I want to join the Heartless Bitches of the world to learn new angry things and stop the whining of poodle-slurping fools."
Charlotte - "I love myself for being angry and expressive - I am relentless and I will never stop"
Kristie - "All children have potential in growth. I see you wasted yours."
Carol - "I am sick unto death of friends telling me how I NEED a man - Does Misery really love company??"
Robin - "I'm NOT co-dependent...and I don't need one like you following me around!"
Marguerite - "Actually, I love men, I think any red-blooded woman should own three or four!"
Susan - "If they don't think I'm a bitch at work, I'm not doing my job."
Cathi - "It's not difficult to win a war of words when the other idiot is shooting blanks."
Laurie-ann - "I'm smart and most of the time when I look at the world I feel I'm watching Monty Python...!"
Sara - "Gee, that looks like a penis, only smaller!"
Meghan - "If your penis is half as big as your ego, I can see where you get the problem of keeping it zipped, shithead."
Katherine - "You don't exist on my wave length."
Marika - "The dead man they found in the bin bag is the one I dumped last week"
Jennifer - My bumper sticker: "Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE still an idiot."
Jon - "It's not tough talk and a big mouth that make you a heartless bitch, It's a hard focus in the soul and mind."
Crorque - "Would you please leave the room? I have to sleep in here, you know."-from Out of the Past
Yolanda - "Hey, do you see any stars yet? You're about to."
Jenny - "I'm not selfish I'm a bitch"
Gail - "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Emily - "Oh you say I am a bitch do you?" Well I'm not, I just play one on TV
Christina - "Life goes on, Get Over It!"
Jodi - "What a waste of a good egg!!!"
Cydniey - "I just don't have the free time to babysit the weak."
Donna - Men, you can't live with them, but you can chop them up in little pieces, bury them in your garden, and tell the neighbors, "He moved!"
Susan - "Try!"
Leticia - "My occupation? Pissing you off!"
Bryan - "I'd love to go back to your place, but are you sure we'd both fit under that rock at once?"
Ratqween - "Sooner or later you have to quit fucking up and get on with your life"
Sharon - "If you don't want my peaches, don't shake my tree."
Bego - "I go my way and never look back."
Mari - "You know how guys are always thinking with their dicks? Well, we all know now why they're so damned worried about the size!"
Jaymie - "If you become a doctor, I may consider going out with you."
Jerry - "Sometimes I'm so busy saving the world, I forget about what's important."
Natasha - "No-one gives you power sweetheart. You just take it."
Andrea - "No, use your own hand."
Sali - "I think, therefore I am labeled a bitch!"
Julie - "Girls, "good enough" is NEVER good enough!"
Stephanie - "Are you a victim or a volunteer?"
Margaret - "Yes I do like you, but not in the same way you like me, or enough to ever want to see you again in my whole life!"
Jaylene - "Your opinion is of greatest importance to me, it is wasting my time."
Annette - "What do men and slinkys have in common? Neither one is good for much and you can't help but smile when one tumbles down the stairs."
Lorie - "You have to go to sleep sometime."
Roxanne - "I refuse to argue with someone who should be highly medicated!"
Mare - "Everyone knows the week before you break up with your boyfriend, you have sex with his best friend....think WHOLESALE not RETAIL ladies!!!!"
Stephanie - "Oh my God is that an extra bellybutton????"
Thea - "Aren't you depriving a village of an idiot somewhere??"
Sherece - "The Difference between a Girl and a BytchFemme lies in the Shade of her/his Lipstick, the Willingness to Sport a Corset as Daywear and the Height of her/his Heels."
Kristina - "Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege"
Kimberly - "Don't fuck with my business, I pay my mortgage not you."
Vona - "Professionally speaking, you're just plain fucked! (This is after they find out I'm a psychiatrist)."
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