This Week's Real-Life Heartless Bitches:
The comments on these pages should not be construed as "Whining" - these
are the "Reasons" why our members have been labelled "Heartless Bitches".
If you ever wanted to know what makes a woman a Heartless Bitch, you'll find it here.
(Updated September 11, 1998)
Heartless Bitch of the Week - Tracy - "Don't fuck with me, honey. I'm bigger than you are and twice as mean."
Heartless Bitch of the Week - Rillaith - ""Reach for the stars, for they are sweeter by far than the moon, though she is brighter and closer to you." (Which is a much politer form of "Get off your arse and make something of yourself, you worm.")"
Heartless Hall of Fame: Women who personify the True Spirit of HBI
Amanda - "Stop thanking god that you've got me, he's not the one you wanna have sex with!"
Amanda - "Shut up. Before I put you out of your misery with a meat cleaver."
Angela - "I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."
Anita - "When you call me a BITCH, use capital letters, because I earned them."
Babette - "I am 49% sweetheart, 51% bitch...so don't push it."
Ben - "Men are bitches too, buddy, and I bet you'd agree with me if hadn't just crammed your balls in your mouth."
Buffy - "Darlin', there are several small household appliances that run on DD batteries that do a better job than you..."
Carolina - "I can't put on makeup everyday, I need the time to clean my rifle."
Cathie - "Old Age is no place for sissies."
Celia - "unlike latex, my bitchiness fits like a good glove should."
Cledbo - "Reality is an illusion caused by lack of vodka. Losers are a reality caused by lack of sense."
Crystal - "If you're gonna whine and run the mouth... BACK IT UP... OR SHUT IT UP!"
Cynthia - "The only place I could read "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" was in the bathroom because it was so full of crap it kept making me retch. Even then, I had to quit half way through. I was getting decidedly constipated from avoiding the bathroom."
Diane - "I love myself, I'm loud about it, and I won't take any shit from anybody!"
Diana - "I realize you have two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
Electra - "I like random probabilities, adventure and discovery, but you're not one of them."
Elissa - "I'm sick to death of men who want a Cadillac relationship using an Edsel mentality."
Felicia - "Sometimes a woman has to be a bitch in order to survive."
Jenny - "Completely pissed off by the way today's women are giving women in general a bad name. Wusses!"
Jessica - "I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable."
Jessica - "You made your bed, now quit bitching because the sheets are dirty."
Joanna - "Excuse me. I think you dropped something. . . your "I'm an IDIOT" sign. Here, let me staple it to your tongue."
Jocelyn - "If you're in my way... your out of luck."
Jo - "I like being single. I'm always there when I need me."
Karen - "When friends start with, "Karen, do you know what you need...?" I say "Yes! I need to find some friends who don't try to tell me what I need!""
Kim - "I have PMS, a badge and a gun...any questions?"
Kristen - "Diplomacy is for the weak."
Les - "Love me, walk my dog."
Lilith - "I'm a goddess, don't f*ck with me."
Lindy - "Megalomaniacs get out those "gripper flippers" and get a grip."
Lindsey - "You know, if you had a glass navel, maybe you could see the world from out of your ass."
Lisa - "Too bad the only people that know how to run the country are driving cabs and cutting hair"
Liz - "No one needs to save me."
Lynn - "I wouldn't be such a bitch if people weren't so pathetic and needed it pointed out to them."
Julie - "I am disgusted that "common sense" is merely a phrase and not a standard of living anymore."
Niki - "If men got pregnant.... abortions would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows."
Nyx - "I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own."
Outi - "Future is female!"
Sara - "If you put one foot in yesterday, and one foot in tomorrow, you will not only piss down your leg, but piss all over today as well. Live life the way you want, not the way society or men wants you to!"
Shana - "It is impossible to teach anyone that continuously protects their own ignorance!"
Shannon - "You may think I'm a bitch and it may be true...however, I'm not always bitchy, but you'll always be a jerk."
Shelly - "Don't like what I have to say? I suggest you go fuck yourself"
Shelley - "You people SCARE me..."
Sibylle - "A lot of men have a problem with an independent, upright, sexy woman - it's just too much for them to take!"
Thomasina - "No one can take my power and I'm not giving it away."
Tracy - "Circumcision is a waste of time, no matter how much you cut off he's still gonna be a dick!"
Vicky - "Get the fuck over it, around it or under it"
Wicked - "So what if I'm a bitch... I wasn't put on this earth to please you."
Woodruff - "This personality couldn't fit into a size 3 anyway!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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