I am a Heartless Bitch because:

I do not need to be continually 'in love' or 'with somebody.'
I have myself, free of waist attachments and umbilical cords.

I make it a point to be able to stand on my own two feet,
and I'm sorry if it interferes with worshipping his.

"Poor Baby" are not common words in my vocabulary.
They are often replaced with "You DIDN'T see it coming?"

By no means do I hate all men. Often the blame for what they
expect out of us the fault of those few women who will deal with
what they dish out. So, to all of the women like that: Get some Estrogen, dammit!

I realize I am female, I realize I am subject to all of that
emotional turmoil that men never get to experience. Well, all I have
to say is that I certainly do it well.

As for those pick up lines:
Giving one to me is the equivalent of painting a giant target
on your chest, gentleman. So sorry if I hurt any feelings,
but it's great watching you all go down in flames.

In response to "not ALL men are like that"
_{(Anyone heard THAT one before?)}
Guilt by association, deal with it.

Going to see a chick flick does not give me the warm fuzzies.
Rather, I tend to get the dry heaves. And they say Sci-Fi movies
are bad at expressing reality.

And my last note. Please refuse my application if any one of you has actually gone to Victoria's Secret, purchased those pheromones, and sworn that they actually work.

I'll admit that I once worked there. It was incredibly hard to keep a straight face when you watched your co-workers smear that stuff all over themselves and tell you how many guys hit on them.

I kept the knowledge to myself that they were cow pheromones

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