Aghhh! I'm surrounded! Lechers and Tarzans and "Beanie-Brains", Oh, MY!

That about sums up my life here at a certain University. Of course, it's illegal to open up a septic tank of whoop ass on stupid, er, I mean intellectually challenged, ignorant morons who WANT to remain in their glassy-eyed, mostly vacant shells and crush, or drag others down with them into their zombie underworld. So, I'm a bitch because I won't lie down, spread, and say, "oooh, dat feels good!" when I'm getting screwed up the ass. It's much more satisfying to open up a just-under-the-legal-limit can in order to evade assholes, hold onto my values, and reach my goals. Expressed in shorter sentences: Better off a bitch, than you. (while pointing at cud chewing cow).

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