Why I'm A Heartless Bitch

Basically, because I am who I am and I'm happy that I haven't given in to societal pressure to be something else.

I'm a computer geek and I don't apologize that I like the traditional guy-type stuff. I love computers, networks and programming and have made it into my life's work. I'm not ashamed that I can usually do my own plumbing, electrical work and various other DIY chores around the house.

I decided at age 14 that motherhood wasn't for me. I ignored the well-meaning types who told me "when you meet the right man, you'll want it." Met plenty of "right men" but never wanted the children part. Reinforced this 8 years ago with a tubal ligation and have never been sorry about the decision.

I'm not too guilty about the fact that I can kiss a puppy full on the mouth but find human babies slightly repulsive.

I love men and I love having sex with men, but I don't buy into the "slut" stereotype. If I'm attracted to a man, I will have sex on the first date. My reasoning is this: if he's only interested in having sex, then he'll disappear after the first night and not waste my time. If he's interested in anything else, he'll come back. We can get to know each other and will have gotten the stupid "when will we have sex" shit out of the way.

I attempt to repress my vomit instinct when I hear any song by Neil Diamond or Barry Manilow (puking while driving is TERRIBLY inconvenient) and think that Rod McKuen should be given a gift certificate from Dr. Kevorkian.

I have come to terms with the fact that any movie described as "heartwarming" is certain to be un-rented/un-watched/un-purchased by me.

I'm no longer ashamed that I used to make my Barbie have kinky sex with Ken.

I laughed my ass off when I read the many parts of your website and was cuddily-teddybear-touched-[by an angel] <gag> when I realized I wasn't the only one of us out there.

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