I'm a Heartless Bitch because:

1. I leave a room when I hear the words "I would *like* to leave him but..." (especially if she is talking to me)
2. Instead of feeling sorry for someone who is whining I get angry.
3. In a restaurant if a waitress is new and tries to be "cutesy" by excusing herself by saying, "Please be patient, I just started" I tell her, "Hummm, perhaps it's time you finished" (This works particularly well if she doesn't get it, then I at least get a inner laugh at the ignorance of the person)
4. If I go to a web page and I think it is terrible and they put up a note asking for comments I TELL them it's awful! (Ya know, it's funny though, every time I do that I invariably get a letter back from the owner of the site saying, "Gee whiz (or some other more colorful exclamation) if you didn't like it why did you bother writing anything?")

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