I thank God I found this page, because the moment I saw the title, I knew I was Home. Hello to all my Heartless Bitch sisters. Like you I don't hate men, but ddddaaammmnnn! -it is unfortunate there are no other alternatives with a real penis. I'm totally a big bitch! The reasons are:

• Life is too damn short for me not to say exactly how I feel about any damn thing at any given time; why should I make you feel better when I don't give a damn about you or even like you?

• I could care less about the moral majority (they don't pay a damn bill for me and even if they did...)

• I really love that look in a man's eyes when you tell him exactly what for and why not and in no uncertain terms (I get that tingle)

• The opinions just roll from my tongue (albeit intelligent ones of course, and mainly when asked)

• To this day I truly do not understand why some women breed like rabbits on fertility drugs (must you keep proving to the world that your ovaries work!)

• I hate people who get a bug up their ass simply because you don't want to say good fucking morning

• I truly hate those whining, sniveling bitches who will do anything to get your attention whether good or bad simply because you don't want to be pestered with their existance on the face of this earth

• I hate trifling bitches who always accuse you of being jealous of them when they don't have a damn thing to be jealous of

• I hate prissy bitches that are forever trying to conform me into the ideal woman if I just did this or didn't say that (who the hell cares?!)

• So what if he's not interested? - the male population (albeit not as large as the fems) is diverse and in the millions.

• I just love to see a naked man dancing (of course one worthy of watching)

• There is no such thing as 50\50 it's either mine, yours, ours, or mine

• I'm politically active in my union (cement mason's)

• I love a good debate

• I love to deflate male ego's whenever I can

• Sex is good and natural (loose term) and I love talking about it

• So what if I gained weight?! (he can still be upgraded!)

• I love real bitches and when I see them on the street or in social situatuions we always gravitate to one another (because we are sister's of the bitch)

• strong, opinionated, aggressive women rule the world (how can you not admire that?)

• and last but not least i come from a long long line of serious ballbusting bitches who groomed me to take the world by the balls or the tits and twist hard.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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