I cannot abide m/f friends that want me to baby them! I simply tell them that 'If you need babying, you can find someone else's tittie to suck on...mine are available ONLY for those who know how to MOAN & GROAN, NOT WHINE!'

When people sarcastically call me a BITCH, I turn around and pour on the charm. I perfect the happiest, warmest smile and say, "Thank you....it's nice to see that my efforts have not gone unnoticed! I was always taught to DO MY BEST...I consider myself a PERFECTIONIST!!" People HATE this...I usually can stand there for 5 seconds or more while their mouth hangs open--it's too sweet!

This guy got really incensed that I wouldn't have sex with him... said some 4-letter words followed up by 'you fucking cunt'!! I slowly turned to him, put on my 'sympathy... rather confused look' and said... "Man,(relief), I was just about to think you were a COMPLETE IDIOT! That, based on your LACK OF vocabulary, you really should demand a refund from whatever educational institution you attended. But, in light of the fact that you do know WHAT TO DO with a cunt, well, that is some compensation I guess...not that you do it well or anything...but at least you do KNOW!"(Big understanding smile across my face).

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