I find it rather annoying stupid people are actually given credit for flaunting their stupidity. Example: In one of my classes, we were discussing how a woman's menstrual cycle can be affected by male sweat. A charming young thing in the back of the room piped up with," I don't understand. I though it had to be football player's sweat." My teacher smiled at her and said, "That's right. Football player's sweat works too." The girl passed the class with an A. (I did too, so this can't be based on bitterness) My point here is that had I been the teacher, I would have had an infinite amount of fun devising new uses for this girl (hmm...a paperweight comes readily to mind).

A friend once told me that stupid people were put on this earth to amuse the rest of us. I feel they were put here as a warning to show what can happen if you neglect to use birth control.

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