Now along comes an old man. He is 108 years old. He has no teeth,he messes himself and he cannot remeber his name and he has a problem that is really bothering him -- he cannot get an erection! Can you believe it? - this is what is really bothering him. So-o-o-o-o the medical community pulls out all the stops. They pour enough time and money into this "problem" to come up with a cure for cancer, aids, heart disease and (more importantly) women's monthly problems. And lo and behold there is Viagra. Not only viagra but umpteen other cloned viagra drugs so these old farts can not only get an erection but they can afford it on their social security payments. This is what all that time and money produced.

So now the male of the species can hump himself right up to the time of burial. I am sure if we wait long enough and throw enough money into the problem they will come up with a way for a man to get an erection after death.

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