What makes me a Heartless Bitch?

When I go to the VA hospital, and someone (usually male) asks if I'm there with my grandfather... my response, No, ..I'm a veteran with a service-connected disability...the Uniformed Services in our country don't require an individual to urinate while standing and have good aim. If that were the case, there wouldn't be such a high population of males serving our country.

When my former husband acts irritated when our son displays 'feminine' tendencies... I explain that there is nothing wrong with his desire to achieve perfection. No, I'm not a male basher, he just makes it to easy to resist.

When anyone (male of female) tries to persuade me to fit into some mold...Betty Crocker...Molly Maid...etc. Look, get damn clue...I'm who I want to be and I'll do whatever the hell I want to do. If I feel like baking bread, I will...that doesn't mean that I'm any less capable of kicking your ass.

Ok, smoking may not be good for my health....but if you feel the urge to inform me of it... I'll explain that shutting up is good for your health... I'm sure you'd much rather I light my cigarette than light your ass.

When someone mistakenly calls me 'chick', I feel the need to sympathize....why? Well, by calling me 'chick' you are inadvertently referring to yourself as 'little cock'...

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