Ah, this is a difficult question to summarize in 100
chars or less.
I'm a heartless bitch because I'm a
self-acknowledged, intelligent woman, who enjoys speaking to other women
of the same ilk. I'm tired of people choosing words carefully because
they're afraid that other people will disagree, or by association,
dislike them. I have my opinions, and am not afraid to voice them. If
someone disagrees with me; fine. We'll debate like rational people, and
get on with it.
As I grow older, I'm in the process of
realizing that:
Humans are rapidly destroying the earth, and
could care less about it. It's really rather short-sighted and pathetic.
Doesn't anyone else out there give a damn?
The collective
conscious wastes too much energy and angst on useless debates about what
I can and cannot do with my own body. Hey, if you don't like abortion,
don't have one.
It's ludicrous to base one's self-esteem on one's
dress size. The fashion industry can bite me.
The punishment for
people who participate in hate crimes of any sort should be an hour in a
room, alone, with me (and a few hundred weapons of torture).
Men
have this amazing over-developed sense of importance about their
genitalia. For God's sake, not everyone spends all their free time
pondering your dick. Move on, already. And neuter your fucking dog,
already. Stop contributing to the overpopulation of pets on this planet,
because you can't distinguish between his balls and your own.
Paganism is *not* satanism, for fuck's sake. Read a book once in a
while, instead of watching "Married with Children" reruns. And yes, I'm
a Jewish Hearth Witch. Ya wanna make something of it? ;-)
I don't
know if you consider me worthy of joining HBI, but I can tell you that I
*love* your page; it speaks to me on a primordial level. Should I be
deemed worthy, I promise to carry my membership card with pride, and
uphold it's basic principles. ;-) I am a founding member of the Q, and
the quoven, of which I am a proud member. Like HBI, it's
a group of women, whose mission is, well, take a look at the page and
see. Some of our screening questions are, "does this look infected to
you?" and, "What is the Universal Expansion Theory, and how does it
relate to chocolate pudding?" We've formed our own Qihad against the
United States Government, because we're sick to death of the parallels
between the Monica Lewinsky scandal/Serbian crisis issue and "Wag the
Dog." For that matter, we're sick to death of the Monica Lewinsky issue.
I don't care where the President decides to put his wee dandy dublin.
Well? What say ye?
