I'm a Heartless Bitch because I tell and expect the truth.

I am loyal and will defend those I love to the death; I expect to be honored.

I am obsessed with learning; I expect the world to open itself to me.

I do not cut in line; I will readily punch those who do.

I do not discriminate against anyone unless he violates the Golden Rule; I don't allow anyone to dis' me and leave unharmed.

I pay my own way; I will do likewise for anyone honest who doesn't try to charm me into it.

I dispose of my garbage properly; I will follow home any fool who tosses shit out his window and curse his family.

I get turned on by inner strength and literacy; I have fantasies of genetically engineering the eradication of the pussy gene.

I don't believe women have to be EITHER sexy OR serious (thank you, Naomi Wolf).

Finally, I am a Heartless Bitch because everyone needs a religion ... I chose the one that tells me I'm Queen Bitch of My Universe.

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