Well, I consider myself a Heartless Bitch because I get sick of guys saying stupid things like, "Nice guys finish last." Please, can't they come up with something better? Suckers finish last. And sometimes the ugly ones, too.

I consider myself a Heartless Bitch because when friends/co-workers come up to me crying about how their boyfriends are so mean and hateful to them and they ask for advice to change them, I tell them to either accept it or get the hell out. "Why would he have to change? You're still putting up with it, aren't you?"

People consider me a Heartless Bitch because when they talk about 'happily ever after' I have to laugh. Come on, happily ever after only happens in movies. You don't see Snow White 5 years after the marriage in bed with her prince who is farting in his sleep and scratching his balls. Sometimes people can be so unrealistic.

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