I'm a heartless bitch because I've had my fill of getting royally FUCKED by people, men and women, who have agendas that are far lower, smellier and more selfish than justice or fairness. I'm a heartless bitch because I'm sick of my repeated "No I don't WANT to sleep with you"'s getting passed off to his friends as "Yeah, I porked her"'s.

I'm a heartless bitch because I have no patience whatsoever for women who use their breasts as their power, who call attention to them, and who look at me with contempt because I don't wear makeup often and I don't care if you can see my shapely calves and you can't read the tag on my bra from three feet away from my butterfly tank top.

I'm a heartless bitch because I had the guts to tell a guy who called his girlfriend "merely an extension of me" that he was a misogynistic piece of shit and never to look at me again because I had more respect for dead waterfowl.

I'm a heartless bitch because there's a point at which I simply can't go the extra mile for people when I've already gone the extra five...and that despite my being a fair-minded and just and thoughtful person, the fact that in this sexist goddamned world I eat what I want and dress how I want and fuck who I want and say what I want makes me a bitch, a slut and a PMS vixen in the eyes of the Men and Women of this stereotypical world. I'm a heartless bitch 'cause I just won't fucking take it any more.

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