I specialize in being brutally honest, especially when people need to get over themselves. I don't stand for any hearts and flowers nonsense, and if someone expects me to do what they want me to, they had better wonder if I think there's a stake in it for me or not. I am fully capable of taking care of my own self (this seems to qualify as "bitch" in Texas, I'm not sure why) and am also fully capable of telling people to shut the fuck up. I don't think "being female" is a decent excuse for doing stupid things like binge eating at the holidays, and refuse to let the cartoon character Cathy be my spokeswoman. If this is too long, that's just too damn bad.

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