How am I a Heartless Bitch? Let me count the ways...

And when people online ask me my stats, I say "19/F/6'1/long, naturally black hair/pale skin/Ottawa, Ontario/TOTAL BITCH." We're all judged WAY too much in real life by the way we look, and so we should not be judged based on looks online. Which brings me to a funny little story...

A boyfriend of mine at one time had done a survey of all my "friends" and he had came back to me saying "all your friends think you'd be a nicer person, and you'd get noticed more if you had a smaller butt." I was sort of angry at first, then realized how much of an ASSHOLE he was. I tore a huge strip off him, then dumped him. Over the phone, to boot. He told me he loved me, I told him goodbye. From that point on, we had made it a joke...if we saw someone who had a small ass, we'd say: "ask her..she looks like a nice person" and "ooh..she's a bitch..must be because of her big ass." I am sick of depraved, egotistical ass-backwards DILDOS like this...be they men or women...I say to you all, LICK MY ANAL HOLE!!!

I have more wonderfully bitchy quotes on my website, and I have won Princess Nathalie's award for best anti-social page.

There. I think I'm done ranting and raving for now.
This is Elektra signing off, and that was my two cents.