When I told my middle son I wanted to join, he said "You can't. You're a kind and wonderful mother!" But he couldn't say it with a straight face. The reason my husband and I are together is because neither of us wants the kids. He's not allowed to leave. I'll see him dead first. He let his life insurance lapse, so I took over the bills. He may be taller than me, but I'm keeping the weight advantage! After bearing 3 children, is it so much to ask him to get a vasectomy? No Way, according to him! But he'll watch vasectomy operations and reversals on the Discovery channel, all the while covering his crotch. Trust me honey, I don't want your balls!! All the make-up in the world couldn't make those ugly suckers look any better.

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