Why am I a Heartless Bitch, Let me count the ways:

• I asked my husband to marry Me. I got tired of waiting for him to ask.

• At my wedding, I had my grandmother (Matriarch Supreme) walk me down the aisle instead of my father.

• I refuse to use PMS as an excuse. Why am I in a bad mood? Because you're pissing me off!

• I DESPISE women that act like little girls and expect other people to take care of them.

• I am proper, refined, graceful, and poised; until you fuck with me. Then forget it. I got into a fist-fight with an ex-boyfriend. I sent him to the hospital with a broken nose and two missing teeth. He gave me scratches over my arms.

• I cry when I see a sad movie (All Dogs Go To Heaven gets me every time), but I think decapitations are amusing.

• Mulan is my favorite Disney movie.

• When I want it, I want it NOW.

Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches

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