Valentines Day makes me want to vomit/kill.

When men try to buy me dinner or hold the door for me just because I am female, it makes me want to throw something heavy at them.

My friends joke that I'm a lesbian because I never have a boyfriend, but in reality it is because I can't stand to be around most people long enough to date them. I am seen as a bitch because I mock my friends and their "true love" when it is nothing more than infatuation. They don't seem to understand that I didn't come over to watch them make calf eyes at each other, and that this is not because I'm bitter, it is because it makes me want to puke, not to mention it is rude.

I don't wear high heels because they hurt my feet. I don't wear makeup because it takes too long to put on, and if I do I usually forget that I am wearing it and smear it. So what's the point?

My ex-boyfriend wanted to be friends, but got pissed off when I told him that we couldn't hang out because he was a liar and a cheater.

I feel sad for girls who are abused, because they lack the balls to walk out.

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