The world is run by C students, and this truly pisses me off- I have a low tolerance for idiocy of any kind, and have decided that genetic cleansing might not be a particularly bad idea after all. I believe that men play golf only because it affords them the opportunity to dress like pimps (pink plaid pants?!), and it is this sort of absurdity that needs to be ridiculed on a regular basis. Admittedly, I tend to conduct myself with a bit too much diablerie, but I am as open to mockery as the next person- I'm just content with my flaws, and, in fact, tend to revel in them, because they're mine. I detest the inability of some to stand up for themselves, because I believe this trait to be central to one's ability to function as an independent adult. That's pretty much it.

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