More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Summer - "BITCH Beyond Recovery. There's No Going Back for Me."
Karen - "I don't report sexual harassment...I grade it... and I rarely have the pleasure of giving an A."
Bronia - "I may spend a lot of time trying to prove my point, but I have my beliefs, one of them is being myself; which is more than I can say for a lot of people."
Jessica - "Tell them you're gonna have to kick some monkey ass if they don't stop getting in your way."
Kimber - "It's better to regret something you did than regret not taking a chance and doing it."
Kitaria - "How many idiots are there in this world? More than enough for me to grind beneath my foot."
Marie - "Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
Rachel - "Live long, question authority and ROCK SOME BOATS while you're at it!"
Sine - "I could lose weight if I felt like it; you, on the other hand, are stuck with that needle-dick."
Christine - "Get a real life or get the hell outta my face."
Dawn - "Stick around and what you see or hear is your own fault."
Dee - "I am NOT a doormat....Do you see any foot prints on my back?"
Erin - "I'm sorry your life sucks, but I sure as hell don't want to hear about it."
Jo-ann - "Other side of the road, Asshole!"
Joan - "My inner child is one mean mother fucker."
Lynn - "I refuse to apologize for being strong, independent and confident. Deal with it!"
Nirvana - "I'm out the door before the condom comes off, so hurry up!"
Patsy - "Honey, because you have hit rock-bottom and started digging, don't make your problems mine ...."
Sabrina - "Hello, clue phone? It's for you!"
Sadie - "My motto, which I fully intend to have cross-stitched and hung above my hearth (just under the steer skull) is:
"Question Authority. Shine Bright Lights In Its Eyes, Maybe Slap It Around A Bit."
Tazim - "Tell me what you think about your situation... complication-aggravation is getting to you..."
Tig - "Do you want me to punch your Martyr Card?"
Tricia - "Yes...your shit does stink!"
Amanda - "I frankly have no time for whining losers...male or female!"
Cheryl - "Get away from me, dog, and keep your dick-beaters off of me!"
Diane - "What fun is stupidity if it can't be pointed out?"
Eyya - "Just because I won't have your tantrum doesn't mean you won't suffer."
Gabriela - "Just because your standards are low doesn't mean I have to lower mine!"
Jennifer - "PLEASE go shoot yourself...you're using up perfectly good air!"
Sonia - "Oh look, an argument for compulsory sterilization and involuntary euthanasia, all in the one body."
Alison - "Do you use your personality for contraception?"
Amanda - "The tag on my clothes says 'cotton' not 'linoleum'"
Andrea - "Someone needs to give them a nice glass of shut the hell up. So you have an opinion? So do I. Bite me and have a nice day."
Brian - "I'm a sensitive guy, so fucking get over it- I have."
Camilla - "Fac ut vivas! (Latin for: Get a life!)"
Carrie - "Can't deal with me? As the great Gloria Gaynor crooned: I will survive! Go on now, go... walk out the door... AND DON'T LET IT HIT YOU IN THE ASS!!!"
Connie - "I would rather fail on my own than have to admit I needed help to screw up."
Diane - "No one can victimize you without your permission."
Kate - "Drop your pants, I'll get the ruler."
Kellie - "I would like to fuck your brains out mister...but apparently someone's beat me to it."
Kirsten - "If they do it once, they will do it again...they never ever change"
Lolth - "I'm busy...I'll ignore you some other time"
Missy - "True bitches are the ones who show it constantly, not only when they had a bad day."
Ria - "I never retract, never explain, never apologize, just get the deed done and let them howl. I also flirt with disaster, piss off the religious right and undermine the Moral Majority...it's a wonderful life!"
Smurfie - "Hey, man. This necklace ain't just jewelry...these are the 4 teeth of the last guy who tried this on me, and ended with his face on my knee in a very ungainly position."
Victoria - "Do you show your dick-size, or your IQ when you give me that pathetic finger?"
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