More Real Life Heartless Bitches
Memphis - "I am 100% Heartless Bitch who knows when to be sympathetic and when to give my friends a swift kick in the butt!!"
Elizabeth - "A bitch is a better choice."
Hellion - "Address me as Woman, Amazon, Bitch or Fat Broad. Don't you EVER call me Lady. Lady is a four-letter word."
Davidee - "I'm a Heartless Bitch... and it's good money."
Morgan - "It takes years of training and discipline to become a cast iron Bitch - not a lot of people appreciate that."
Mary - "I don't like being told I can't do something because I'm a woman. I can do anything I set my mind to, and if you get in my way, prepare yourself for my scorn."
Christine - ">Shmack!< Shut up!"
Damaris - "Gandhi would have smacked you in the head!"
Danielle - "B&D girl: Bitchy and Damn Bitchy!"
Kat - "Most people don't argue with me, because they know that I'll show no mercy, and I'll ALWAYS win the argument."
Diana - "I strongly believe in God's wisdom when provided men with penises and women with brains!"
G.obremski - "Those who follow in your footsteps can never surpass you so--"Long may men chase after our asses!!""
Hollie - "I'm not bitter, damn it, just slightly tart!"
Joelle - "CAUTION---I can go from Zero to Bitch in 2.1 seconds!"
Jules - "If ya don't like me for who I am, well who asked ya to hang around....Piss Off!!!!"
Kristen - ""Intelligent" and "Talented" don't sound especially pejorative. That's why the talentless and stupid had to invent the word "arrogant.""
Leleigh - "Why am I a BITCH? because GOD was already taken."
Lindsay - "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, GET OFF MY ASS!"
Lisa - "It's not MY fault your mother never weaned you."
Mj - "The meek will inherit the Earth... let them have it! Heaven belongs to those who Bitch!"
Poetik - "When I splash in the puddles and they stare out from beneath their umbrellas, they're just jealous!"
Sarah - "If you can't fuck 'em...FUCK 'EM!!!"
Shannon - "I mutilated my Barb-E (tm) doll and I have no reservations about doing the same thing to people with her level of intelligence."
Sharla - "If you think it's so great, then do it to yourself."
Tracie - "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, but I don't remember asking for yours."
Claire - "In my world there is no next time, no second chance, no looking back"
Danielle - "If you don't have anything intelligent to say, go kick rocks."
Flo - "I Am a Survivor.....the best kind.....a woman survivor!"
Jeannette - "I am tired of being on the bottom of the double standard!"
Jeenah - "Though I walk through the Valley of Stupidity I shall fear no assholes, For I'm the biggest Heartless Bitch in the Valley!"
Jennii - "I'm a Heartless Bitch and I have a M-16 with a full clip. Do you have any questions Shithead?"
Jj - "It's not a smile! I'm showing my teeth"
Karen - "Somebody has to be the bitch!"
Karen - "Who made you God?"
Kirsten - "The couch is all yours."
Laura - "Stop breathing, you piece of shit...it's pissing me off!!"
Linda - "I need you like I need another asshole!"
Lisa - "The 9/10-rule: Out of ten people I don't know, at least nine I don't want get to know better."
Lisa - "'Yer mother was a toaster oven and 'yer father was a space alien."
Nicole - "In the 'other title' section of forms I write, 'Evil Bitch from Hell'."
Susan - "If you're dick is really 2 feet long, than pull it around back and fuck yourself!"
Susanna - "Honey, I don't get mad, I GET EVERYTHING!"
Tammy - "The best part of you, I've replaced with a stepladder."
Anne - "I see your mother drowned all the smart ones."
Caroline - "You must have mistaken me for a someone else because right now, you are fucking with a tough Bitch!"
Annika - "Let's play hard balls on the golf course kiddo, and see who pays for the beer at 19th!"
Babs - "Be your own best friend...it's safer!"
Callies - "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, honey."
Carmen - "Fuck me and I'll fuck you harder!"
Cassandra - "You say I'm a BITCH like it's a bad thing..."
Devorah - "Nice ass...too bad it is on top of your shoulders."
Fran - "It's not a hot flash, it's a power surge."
Karen - "The problem with men these days, is that they think too much with the little head between their legs!"
Kelli - "Catch me on a Bitchy day and you will feel my bite."
Laurie - "I want to slap the shit out of women that say..."He promised he would never hit me again." I'd like to kick a man in the balls for saying... "She had it coming.""
Madbytch - "Better a Bitch than...just about anything."
Maggie - "I am ME, and I make no excuses for ME."
Melody - "We should not have to deal with being told to shut up or to "tone it down" by some stupid person, male or female, just because that person does not happen to agree."
Stacey - "I'm 99% BITCH and only 1% sweetheart and I'm damn PROUD of it...If you don't like it...then you can KISS MY ASS...though if you value your life...you better be one HELLUVA kisser!!!!"
Summer - "Out of my way whiners of the world; I will drown your sorry asses in a sea of your own tears!"
Cher - "If Women are such Dumb Bitches...why does it take us only 9 months to get you OUT of a place that you'll spend the rest of YOUR life trying to get back INTO???"
Tracey - "You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."
Kellie - "I'm sorry, the line for total assholes is over there."
Kim - In response to your reaction to my attitude: "You'll adjust"
Summer - "I have nothing to declare except my genius." --Oscar Wilde
Will0w - "I am sick of cyber nuts who have the IQ of a popcorn kernel."
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