Tonya
Read on Bitches......
I'm no cookie cutter chick. I'm a southern belle. I'm Miss Suburbs. I'm a City Girl. I'm a mother. I'm a daughter. I'm a best friend. I'm not vindictive. I'm sensitive. I'm bold. I'm honest. blah blah and again I say blah.
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
***This is meant to make you laugh (bummer I had to make that point clear) LMAO
NOW Then...
Some please don't bother hollering my way if:
Your daddy is also your uncle.
Your name is etched upon your spittoon.
You in fact have a spittoon.
You can not form a complete sentence without using the "f" word for filler.
You blame the tree for being there and making you hit it on your way to work.
You fuss because it's too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry, ......etc etc etc.
You carry grudges. ie. Good ole Ralph, once you find him at the very right time, all alone, behind that tree, you swear to
God above that he will get what he deserves from the way he treated poor lil you.
You are always always always right.
You think you are the absolute best lover.
You think a good woman is an oxymoron.
You think an oxymoron is a clean moron.
You have ever wished for a deaf/mute girlfriend. j/k sortof.
You "need" a mother replacement for your kids.
You can't take a joke.
You still think a one sided person is a real person.
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Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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