For the week of Oct 26, 2009
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Julie - "Don't tell me to smile. Trust me--I wasn't put here to beautify your day."
Julia - "I'm a Bitch, I'm aware of it, Get over it."
Shaly - "I make Bitch look easy"
Cherish - "Even though you seem to know everything, I feel I have the situation fully under control"
Nikki - "Of course I care that your boyfriend chucked you but you're blocking the view of the TV with your huge buttocks."
Sevil - "All my relationships failed and not because of me. good enough?"
Christen - "I'm not cynical, I'm realistic."
Ruth - "Aaaatchoooo! Excuse me, I’ve just come back from a pig raping orgy in Mexico."
Alice - "People are assholes; laugh at them. :p"
Olivia - "Hey, I'm just here to rain on the moron parade."
Pauline - "My Heartless Bitchiness is simple. I am a fighter, not the victim."
Cara - "Just because I deal with you doesn't mean I like you."
Porsha - "My mother is a Bitch; but I am the Bitch my mother always wanted to be."
Brandie - "Life's too short for bullshit, and I just help people live longer lives. It's a good thing, trust me."
Billy - "You chose to have the kid they didn't choose to have you. Now get on with being the best parent you can be, as far away from me as possible."
Anna - "A very determined and cunning person, who really cannot stand when people are being idiots."
Michelle - "I'm going to be the best Bitch I can be. If you don't like it, or me, it's your loss, not mine."
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