For the week of Aug 17, 2009
Sparrow - "I'm no good at taglines. I'm me. Deal with it."
Natasha - "Get to the point!"
Heather - "If I don't spit up on you, don't call me "baby"."
Keira - "The muscles that WOULD have been used to form my heart instead make up my brain. Thus, I'm Heartless."
Ursula - "Fighting bullshit since 1848. (Okay, I'm not that old.)"
Chel - "There's no honour in stooping to their level or mindless retaliation. This means I will probably never "get the last word" or "get even" or anything, but it would be STILL unwise to mistake me for a doormat from here on out."
Melanie - "You are not perfect and you never will be, but that is no excuse to quit trying."
Emee - "Ignorant, manipulative, cowardly, untrustworthy human beings need not apply. Those doing so will be shot as the herd needs thinning anyway."
Dehlia - "One of my guy friends summed it up better than I could: "God you have a wicked tongue. You're just hurtful, you make me want to kick puppies.""
Emma - "The biggest lie someone can say about me is : "Oh, she is really nice!""
Aiobhan - "You don't have to be a bubble headed idiot or a pissed-off zealot to be treated like a worthwhile human being. Find a happy medium."
Juanita - "I voice my opinion whenever I feel the need to, without any thought to being politically correct, and others always know exactly where they stand with me."
Arinna - "My Bitchiness is kind of like your slutty step-mother's breasts; there's a lot of it, but the only difference is that mine is real."
Tracy - "You ask me to avoid things I've seen on key chains/bumper stickers, but I would really like a shirt that says, "Sensitive people suck!""
Kymbooly - "I'm not some stupid house-wife-in-waiting, searching for Prince Charming to sweep my off my feet and erase my credit debt."
Angie - "I am who I am, your approval is not necessary."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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